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Movie Fantasy League, The Final Weekend: Forgotten Resident
Surprisingly, the audience favorite was the hard R-rated video game movie and not the animated family film! Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 24: Practical Box Office Magic
Before we begin: I started a Substack! I will be regularly publishing essays, reviews, lists, recommendations, and more. Please check it out, and consider supporting by becoming a paid or free member! Welcome to Week 24 of the Knock on… Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 23: Falling, Falling, Falling…
“Spider-Man: Brand New Day” triumphed in the end, placing it on the verge of passing “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”’ all-time domestic record. Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 20: The Rivals of Oak Street
“Spider-Man: Brand New Day” is down 51% from last weekend, which might be a large drop for any film other than the highest-grossing of the year. Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 19: Super Sex and Death for One Night Only
If there’s any question about which movies are claiming the 2026 box office crown, look no further. They’re here, and they’re not slowing down anytime soon. Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 18: Brand New Spider-Man
The domestic box office has never been stronger. Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 17: The Odyssey Reigns Supreme
Even in its second weekend, “The Odyssey” outgrossed “Oppenheimer”’s first from 2023, an impressive feat that put Nolan’s epic on track to easily pass $1 billion and become his highest-grossing film. Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 16: Fantasy Odyssey
To nobody’s surprise, “The Odyssey” debuted at #1 with $123 million, outpacing #2 by more than $100 million and becoming Nolan’s biggest opening weekend for a non-Batman film. Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 15: Moana and the Celebrity Burn Pass
“Obsession” continued its impressive run, passing “Sinners” to become the highest-grossing original live-action movie of the century. Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 14: Minions & Washington
Regardless of what was going on in Washington, D.C. this weekend, it’s an objective fact that this holiday total was noticeably lower than previous years…though it was not for lack of options! Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 12: The Death of Girls and Toys
Whether or not “Toy Story 5” has legs remains to be seen – historically, the franchise does incredibly well in the months after release, but it’s not usually been up against other animation tentpoles in an extraordinarily crowded summer. Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 9: Win the Backrooms Ballad, Liminally
“Obsession” is now the first non-Christmas release to grow in both its second and third weekends since 1982, when Steven Spielberg released a little ditty called “E.T. the Extra Terrestrial.” Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 7: Obsessed with the Draft
“Michael” won the box office again in its fourth week, a strong showing after dropping down to #3 last weekend. Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 4: A Thriller Weekend
The domestic box office was up over sixty percent this week, and that is almost entirely thanks to “Michael,” the problematic musical biopic that moonwalked to almost $100 million in its first few days alone. Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 3: Lee Cronin’s Mummy Mary
This weekend, “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” continued its rampage across North American theaters, remaining at Number One, though its lead is not quite what it used to be. Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 2: Faces of Tuscany Death
This is the first week in which we are taking into account the critical scores, including from aggregate sites like Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic, Letterboxd, and IMDb. Continue reading
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Movie Fantasy League Week 1: It Has Risen
This past weekend was Easter weekend, which tends to be one of the softer holiday weekends in the spring/summer season, but even more importantly, it continued to be “spring break season.” Continue reading
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Dr. Oscar or: How I Learned to Stop Being Judgy and Love the Short Film
There’s a world of great art out there, if you only take the time to seek it out. Continue reading
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Lessons from the Wasteland: Practical Effects
Welcome to class! Each film on this curated watchlist will highlight either a filmmaker, sub-genre, filmmaking technique, or significant topic in order to broaden your cinematic horizons. Continue reading
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The 10 Best Films of 2025
Whether it’s the triumphant return of an iconic filmmaker with an indelible masterpiece or the start of a new cinematic movement, 2025 brought us a variety of entertaining features that we’ll be talking about for a long time. Continue reading
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Lessons from the Wasteland: Steven Spielberg
Welcome to class! Each film on this curated watchlist will highlight either a filmmaker, sub-genre, filmmaking technique, or significant topic in order to broaden your cinematic horizons. Continue reading
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Lessons from the Wasteland: Early Animation
Welcome to class! Each film on this curated watchlist will highlight either a filmmaker, sub-genre, filmmaking technique, or significant topic in order to broaden your cinematic horizons. Continue reading
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Welcome to the Apocryphal Tale of “The Carpenter’s Son” (Review)
I’m a simple man. I enjoy the art of cinema. I hear “Nicolas Cage in a faith-based horror movie,” and I’m intrigued. Continue reading
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“The Smashing Machine” Crashes Its Way to Mediocrity (Review)
“The Smashing Machine” feels like just the first half of a larger piece of art — and it’s a pretty disappointing first half at that. Continue reading
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“A Complete Unknown” Embraces the Enigma (Review)
Mangold’s film, inscrutable as it is, makes the right choices to cement its legacy. Continue reading
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“Nosferatu” is the Visceral Nightmare We Deserve (Review)
As far as I’m concerned, no director has better control over their vision than Robert Eggers. Continue reading
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The Monumental Journey of “The Brutalist” (Review)
“The Brutalist” speaks beautifully and honestly to America’s betrayal of immigrants and the broken promise of the infamous (some might say mythical) American Dream. Continue reading

















































